So the other night I’m getting ready to go out with my best friend. I shower and get all dolled up. And because I want to be more of a lady, I had gone out and bought myself some new fragrances. I love a just showered smell, but I wanted a little extra. I smell three of them and settle on one. Its deep and … Continue reading Old lady smell.
These past few days have been cold. By the standards of anyone else in any part of the country they’d say it was merely cool and pleasant. It was pleasant that I actually got to wear some winter clothes in January. The cold lasted only three days as is typical of Florida. But as is typical of me I got so excited about the return … Continue reading Long pants only or dim lighting.
A few months ago, a very good friend of mine mentioned that I don’t do many lady things, and that I should start. I think the wording was more “woman things”; lady fits my blog name better so there. Well, I was shocked, stunned, stupefied. What was the meaning of this? What did it all mean? Naturally, one’s immediate response (well, I’m going to admit I’ve … Continue reading What’s the total?!
I walked into my local nail salon to get my eyebrows waxed. The following is the conversation that transpired: Shop Lady: (in heavy Korean accent): Hello, what would you like? Me: Hi, I just need to get my eyebrows done. Shop Lady: Okay. (Sizing up my face.) You want your lip too? Me: (Laughing nervously from embarrassment) Oh, I know I need to get it … Continue reading Movember for the ladies.
Yeah yeah yeah, I’m sure it happens in the life of every woman. The lines connecting your nose to your mouth start asserting their presence on your face. Laugh lines they call them. How cute. How affectionate. Oh sure, I’ve always had them, but I assure you I’m beginning to feel like all of this laughing I’ve been doing in my life is on it’s … Continue reading That line didn’t go away. I stopped smiling 2 seconds ago.
So just like every other woman, I have boxes of hair products: heat protectant, curlers, hot curlers, curling irons, flatirons, moisturizers that you leave in or take out after 20 minutes, smoothers, anti-frizzers, detanglers, conditioners, hair masks (which my hair needs… It’s called weave)– everything a girl possibly needs to have beautiful, luxurious, silky, flowing-in-the-wind hair. And on any given day, what is my hair … Continue reading The ponytail addict.