So I wanna be a lady… but YouTube is making me it’s b&%#%. Did you know that you too can be beautiful? Did you know that you can create the perfect cat eye, sew in your own weave, contour your face like the stars and do your own acrylic nails at home? But wait, there’s more! You can distress your jeans and cut up your … Continue reading YouTube Hates You
This, of course, is according to my mother. As most of you know, it is World Cup season. And as many of you also know, I have a problem with ladylike quiet. I am also a huge sports fan, an adrenaline junkie and a nut for competition. Combine all of these with my inner ear problem and a mother who is my exact opposite and … Continue reading I’m An Embarrassment to My Mother and Women Everywhere
So I decided that I am decidedly sick of having to deal with hair. I think, “Maybe I should just chop it all off again.” I promptly remember that I’ll regret it in a month. I sit in my neighborhood Starbucks and a girl walks in with the coolest mohawk, the sides of her hair buzzed with the cutest subtle lines. UGH I want that. … Continue reading Oh Goodness… I’m That Lady.
Ah music. Music! MUSIC!!! It is for me one of the highest pleasures in life. Rock, Country, Bluegrass, Indie, HipHop, Dubstep, Kompa, Marengue….It does not matter, I do not care. If the music hits me I wanna move. I want to feel it flow through my body. I want to be one with the artist, one with the rhythm. And there are just some songs– … Continue reading So I guess it’s slutty now to randomly dance in public places when your song comes through your headphones?
I walked into my local nail salon to get my eyebrows waxed. The following is the conversation that transpired: Shop Lady: (in heavy Korean accent): Hello, what would you like? Me: Hi, I just need to get my eyebrows done. Shop Lady: Okay. (Sizing up my face.) You want your lip too? Me: (Laughing nervously from embarrassment) Oh, I know I need to get it … Continue reading Movember for the ladies.