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The Coffee Made Me Fat

It has come to my attention that my morning cup of joe is the cause of all my problems. ALL OF THEM. I know you think this is some slick hyperbolic statement formulated to grab your attention but hear me out…. I workout on a regular basis and I look pretty darn good if I do say so myself. I can hit the gym no … Continue reading The Coffee Made Me Fat

iwannabealadyJune 30, 2014January 29, 20176 Comments
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Cracked Feet/ Fairly Classy Girl

Let me begin by saying that I’m a fairly classy girl. I believe myself to be, and I am. But gosh darn it… I’m sitting in the dentist’s chair trying my damnedest not to let the ashy, white line carved landscape of my heels show. I stretch my toes out, arching ballerina style. I cross my legs to get some angles. I curse myself and … Continue reading Cracked Feet/ Fairly Classy Girl

iwannabealadyMarch 25, 2014May 30, 20145 Comments
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Would some lipgloss have killed you?

One of the most dreadful feelings I have as a woman is being in a room, dressed very comfortably (for me that’s jeans and a tank), hair in a ponytail and no makeup on when another woman struts in looking totally put together. Call me vain. Go ahead, do it. I always, always think to myself, “Gosh darn it, would it have killed me to … Continue reading Would some lipgloss have killed you?

iwannabealadyJanuary 21, 20147 Comments
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Long pants only or dim lighting.

These past few days have been cold. By the standards of anyone else in any part of the country they’d say it was merely cool and pleasant. It was pleasant that I actually got to wear some winter clothes in January. The cold lasted only three days as is typical of Florida. But as is typical of me I got so excited about the return … Continue reading Long pants only or dim lighting.

iwannabealadyJanuary 12, 2014May 11, 20173 Comments

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