You’ve seen those television shows where the woman wakes up before her husband, tiptoes to the bathroom, does her hair and makeup then slips quietly back into bed and feigns waking up gorgeous and put together? I’m sure my kids have their own sick version of that trick. While I lay peacefully asleep, they’re whispering in the dark, morning breath carrying sordid plots. Before their … Continue reading Morning Breath and Scheming
I haven’t found a single gray hair on my head, ever. I’ve been telling myself that when that time comes I’ll embrace it Helen Mirren style. But my friend was over the other day and she said something awful as she analyzed sections of her hair in front of my mirror. She said, “I used to think that I was just going to embrace my … Continue reading A Tiny Little Post: Grey Hairs
Ah, natural disasters. They bring out all types of people; neighbors with quirks, jerks with money, the deserters, the innovators, the laziest motherfuckers you ever did see. Watch these videos to see the interviews! Continue reading Hurricane People: A Comedy
Hi everyone! I hope things are going well in your corner of the planet. My corner is preparing for a hurricane. Hurricane Irma. It’s a pretty powerful storm, breaking a record in category 5 and right now, I believe it’s raging over the Caribbean. I woke up this morning to the darkness of shuttered windows, and it makes me wonder how people live in cold … Continue reading There’s a Storm Coming.
This is one of my favorite times of day. The sun is going down, off to the side of my kitchen window. And as Dickinson would say… Continue reading An Ode to the Evening Sun
Floral wallpaper is making a comeback in a big way, and there’s something for everyone. Continue reading Floral Wallpaper Is Blooming
Hey everybody, it’s me again. The elusive Lyz. Don’t worry, I’ll be back here full force coming soon. But in the meantime, WordPress has decided out of nowhere that I am trash and has been tossing all of my comments to you all into your spam folders. That’s according to a couple of bloggers who have checked for my missing comments. May you all please … Continue reading WordPress Thinks I’m Trash
No one wants to spend money on flowers and watch them wither away before their time. I’ve got the 8 best tips on how to keep your flowers fresher longer. Continue reading Make Everyday Beautiful: How to Keep Your Flowers Fresh
Hello everyone and happy Saturday. As I’ve been going through the process of renovating and decorating my home, I’ve been focusing on the aspects of it that I already love, not just my home’s future potential. So today I’m bringing you my second posting of 5 Things I Love at Home. I hope you like it! My Pressed Flowers. I love collecting wildflowers on camping … Continue reading 5 Things I Love at Home
I want to scream. I’m standing in the kitchen next to my mom who’s fixing me a plate. She’s taking forever, as usual Continue reading Taking It Slow
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